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For women over 50

Stop Guessing,
Start Knowing

Is it the menopause, your thyroid, or something else entirely? One finger-prick, answered in plain English.

Plain-English results in 48 hours
Analysed in UKAS-accredited UK labs

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How it works

  1. 1 Order Free post, sent same day
  2. 2 Finger-prick 5 minutes at your kitchen table
  3. 3 Answers In your portal in 48 hours
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48-hour results · plain English

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  • Thyroid, oestrogen and FSH in one finger-prick
  • Iron, ferritin and B12 — the usual cause of the tiredness
  • Cholesterol, blood sugar, liver, kidney and bone markers
  • Every result written out in plain English, not a lab printout
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What you'll actually find out

Written as answers, not as a list of markers.

  • Whether your symptoms are the menopause — or your thyroid
  • Where your iron and B12 sit, and why you're so tired
  • Your cholesterol and blood sugar, without the jargon
  • Kidney, liver and bone-health markers, all in one go
  • What's in range, what isn't, and what to do about each
One marker, colour-coded, with its plain-English line underneath.
Two years of being told it was ‘just my age’. The report showed my thyroid was under-active. My GP saw it and acted the same week.

Questions people ask before they buy

All closed on arrival. Open only what worries you.

Does it hurt?

A single lancet prick on the side of a fingertip — a sharp scratch for a second, then nothing. Most people fill the tube in five to ten minutes.

Is this a diagnosis?

No. It's a wellness screen. It tells you where your markers sit and which ones a clinician should look at. Diagnosis stays with your GP.

Can I show the results to my GP?

Yes, and people do. You get a PDF with the marker, your value, the reference range and the method used — the format a GP expects.

What if I'm on HRT?

Stay on it and test as normal, but tell us in the notes. Hormone results are read differently on HRT, and the report says so.

What happens to my data?

Stored in a GDPR-compliant UK portal, encrypted, never sold. You can delete your account and results at any time.

Stop wondering. Find out.

Order today, prick tomorrow, plain-English answers 48 hours after the lab receives it.

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